{"1":{"channel name":"Station Announcements","author":"SS13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"04:38:25","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"CentCom Logistics
Skeleton crew operations confirmed. Emergency supply caches have been pre-staged on the station. Department budgets doubled and salaries tripled for this shift. Research and Development systems pre-boosted. Medical cloners pre-upgraded.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"16:51:13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Enemy communication intercepted. Security level elevated.
A summary has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"20:45:46","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Unstable bluespace anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Chief Medical Officer's Office.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"23:50:05","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"CentCom Diplomatic Corps
Cargo: The Spider Clan has sent us a mysterious gift. Can we ship it to you to see what's inside?","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:52:59","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Unstable bluespace anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Central Maintenance.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"02:58:54","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
Pyroclastic anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Engineering Foyer.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"05:29:44","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Nanotrasen Bounty Program
Central Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"09:26:57","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Paperwork Mishap Alert
A recent bureaucratic error in the Organic Resources Department may result in personnel shortages in some departments and redundant staffing in others.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"11:58:57","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Nanotrasen Bounty Program
Central Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"12:47:46","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert
Due to space being cold, a swarm of energy draining parasites have descended into the place with all those juicy wires.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:07:24","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert
Due to climate change, a whoop of mice have descended into the place with all those juicy wires.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"02:07:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Critical Power Failure
Abnormal activity detected in Unidentified Array Nineteen's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"22:59:08","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Medium-Priority Update
Based on scans from our long-range sensors, we believe that all of the station's pets has developed lizard level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"00:54:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Ionospheric anomalies detected. Temporary telecommunication failu*3mga;b4;'1v\u00ac-BZZZT","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"21:48:42","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert
Due to Ragnarok, a horde of energy draining parasites have descended into the maintenance tunnels.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"08:33:32","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
High levels of radiation detected near the station. Maintenance is best shielded from radiation.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"09:08:04","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert
The radiation threat has passed. Please return to your workplaces.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"09:14:46","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Nanotrasen Bounty Program
Central Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"12:21:34","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Ionospheric anomalies dete'fZ\\kg5_0-BZZZZZT","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"20:06:47","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert
Due to climate change, not more than 15 rodents have migrated into the maintenance areas.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"04:20:24","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"#4nd%;f4y6,>\u00a3%-BZZZZZZZT","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"11:13:13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert
Due to [REDACTED], a whoop of squeaking things have swarmed into the maintenance areas.","comments":[]}]}}